Someplace Else
Everything was perfect until that one night. That one night that everything changed.
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Everything was perfect until that one night. That one night that everything changed.
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...