A part of Krista couldn't help but feel sorry for the mummy, "So he awakens after 3,000 years to find not only his wife's look alike but she just so happens to be pregnant as well. That explains why he keeps referring to my belly as Abraxes. Fate sure is a funny thing."

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Because why the heck not. Featuring: LOKI LAUFEYSON (I know he's not an Avenger. I do what I want!) TONY STARK (If you give me an idea for one of his, you'll get 12% of the credit) STEVE ROGERS (Please tell me you all understood that reference) CLINT BARTON (Hawkeye is awesome. Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure to write these.) BRUCE BANNER (I haven't got any ideas for these, so they'll be terrible. Please don't Hulk smash me.) THOR ODINSON (These references are terrible, I know. But do you mind if I write.... ANOTHER!!!!!) BUCKY BARNES (I know you're sick of these references by now, but I just need to write them till the end of the line.) PIETRO MAXIMOFF (I resurrected him. Come on, you saw it coming.)