"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

Finally, summer has met its end, and Lily Luna Potter is whisked away for their second year of magical schooling at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, true to her surname, she's stumbled upon trouble as the mysterious Sanger twins take up a residency in her room, sacred magical objects are being stolen, and last year's whispers of a revolution have not quieted. Alongside the gregarious Hugo Weasley, the cautious Rudolph Nickelson, the headstrong Eli Harris, the chatty Cassie Baldwin, and the reserved Nora Nott, Lily tries to uncover the secret of the Sanger twins and recover the missing school artifacts and discovers that something strange is still brewing at Hogwarts, and true to her surname, she refuses to let the mystery go unsolved. -Completed: August 15, 2016

Finally age eleven, Lily Luna Potter has received a coveted letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy and is whisked away for her first year of magical schooling. However, true to her surname, she's stumbled upon trouble as older students begin disappearing and whispers of a revolution float through the halls of Hogwarts. Alongside her boisterous cousin, a nervous Muggle-born, a reluctant Gryffindor, and other new friends, Lily tries to uncover the secret of Neoma's Trance and discovers that something strange is truly brewing at Hogwarts, and true to her surname, she refuses to let the mystery go unsolved. -Completed: July 29, 2014 -Wattpad Featured Story -Featured on Fanfic's Harry Potter Fanfiction & Fic Recs Reading List -Featured on Fanfic's "Featured Fanfiction Stories" Reading List -Highest Fanfiction Rank: 398 -Hit 100K Reads: August 8, 2016