The Time I Got Kidnapped By Aliens

In which a 'perfectly normal' boy gets kidnapped by a ramshackle group of aliens simply trying to save the multiverse.

Insomniacs Circle

Inside the whirling mind of a lifelong insomniac.

History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

The Walking Dead Memes

Funny memes about The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead Jokes and Stuff (and Thangs)

Just a bunch of HILARIOUS TWD jokes and memes... I don't own most of the following things I post... I take no credit, unless I made it myself...

Riddles |✔

-The most rare riddles -The most weird riddles -Some popular ones too ~Riddles~ (Credit goes to the creditor of these riddles)

Murder Riddles

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...

Life Hacks!

Cool book with tons of neat stuff!

Fun Things To Do When Bored

Hey! I'm going to list a whole load of funny pointless stuff to do when your bored!!

The Seven Deadly Sins

Some undeterminable amount of time ago, there was a group of seven friends. But these friends were special. They each had special powers unique to them. One summer, they all meet up in the same hotel for vacation, only to be trapped and captured by evil versions of themselves, known as the 7 Deadly Sins. The friends u...

Fred and George and the Toilers of Trouble (Year 1) ✔

*★* WATTPAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WATTPAD FEATURED STORY & 2017 WATTYS WINNER!! *★* Preceded by rumors of their prophetic birth, pure-blood twins, Fred and George Weasley, follow in the footsteps of their three older brothers by attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. All should be well...but from the moment the...

Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

No Smart Kids Allowed

The smartest children never remain in Johnson City Middle School. Why? It's not because they drop out, get removed, or can't deal with the educational modules. It's because the teachers do not allow smart kids. The Rules: 1: No asking questions. Just do as we say. 2: Never state your opinion. It doesn't matter. 3: Don...

The Catcher's Dreams (FEATURED)

Now Featured! Drake sees glows around people. Pulsing, beating glows. They come like his classmates' shoes or leftover cafeteria food - with different colors, sizes, and smells - but they have one thing in common: Drake can take them away. And once he does, the people go weird. It's difficult to control himself; Drak...

SIREN

SIREN is a novel about six people from around the world selected by the UN to investigate a strange musical transmission emanating from Neptune's orbit. They're given a spaceship with cutting edge technology, placed into an induced coma, and expected to report back in three years time. But when the awakened crew arriv...

AFTER THE RAIN (Bonus edition)

Some opposites attract; some rip each others clothes off. Stormy-Rain and Marcus are polar opposites: she's a free-spirited, Tarot card reading, rainbow-haired hippie; he wears a suit and tie, and over-shines his already too-shiny shoes. She believes in ancient aliens, crystal healing and auras; he's governed by law a...

I'm Sorry. (Book 2)

Dear Kali, I’m sorry that I’m a killer. I'm sorry that I will not return. I'm sorry that you are afraid of me. I'm sorry that Jeff likes you. I'm sorry that I wasn't able to protect you. Please forgive me. ~Toby Rodgers.

Relates and lols

Lols ,admits and relates.

Chosen

Tom is just an ordinary student. He gets straight A's, has a couple of friends, and doesn't stick out too much. He also happens to be chosen. What that means, he does not know. All he knows is he has to defeat a great wizard, but can he?

Arcadia's Ignoble Knight: The Sorceress of Ashtown

Arcadia's Knight Academy is the premier school for young men hoping to become a Sorceress's Knight. Only nobles, people with power and prestige, are allowed within these hallowed grounds-which explains why Caspian Ignis del Sol is hated by everyone. He's not a noble, or of even slightly noble lineage. He's a peasant. ...

Oops

World famous rockstar Rocky Nelson has just been kidnapped by two girls who really don't know what they're doing, while his brothers hire an idiot detective to track him down. Escaping should be easy, except for the tiny fact that he may or may not have developed a whacko sort of Stockholm Syndrome on Maya, the "leade...

Crash

Lyra Jay Kellie has just had the second worst day of her entire life. It's right up there at the top of the list, just under her mothers death day. Her plane fell out of the sky in the middle of a storm and landed in the remote wilderness of the Montana Rockies. Her pilot is dead. Her satellite phone is worthless a...

Titans

"What was it like to witness the creation of the universe?" "Terrifying." When Atara, Merc, Cal and Lilith wake to darkness, they're each more than a little afraid. With no memory of who they were before, and with the universe bursting violently to life around them, they must work together to survive and to get home...

Adventure Time x readers

I think that this is the most complete set of x readers out there

Queen of Thieves

A tale in which a thief with a double life grudgingly becomes a hero. ➳ Liana Mason has a life anyone would envy. Nobody suspects that the once orphaned girl grew up to be the city's notorious vigilante. She has been fine walking on the edge of morality for much of her life, but when an assassin arrives in her city sh...

Threads

Alice Cunningham thinks she's inherited her Great Aunt's vacuum cleaner shop, instead she is sucked into a magical community and finds herself with some strange companions: a love-struck elf, a wisecracking thief and a mysterious woman in the body of a tiger. Soon she meets the seductive titan-turned-pop star Alexie...

Awake - Book One of the Spinner's Curse

Everyone is hiding from something; a secret, a lie. Mine just happens to be a curse, one bestowed upon me before my first birthday; a curse that says I'm supposed to die before I turn sixteen. But that isn't going to happen, because I have a plan. You see, it's impossible to prick your finger on the spindle of a spin...

The Society of Imaginary Friends (Book 1 of The Conjurors Series)

Belief is a powerful magic. Valerie Diaz has a power that she can't contain, and it's killing her. Bounced between foster homes and the streets, she only has time to concentrate on staying alive. But a visit from the imaginary friend of her childhood opens a world of possibilities, including a new life half a universe...

Moth

They say the world used to turn. They say that night would follow day in an endless dance. They say that dawn rose, dusk fell, and we worshiped both sun and stars. That was a long time ago. The dance has died. The world has fallen still. We float through the heavens, one half always in light, one half always in shad...