Paris has been in foster care for a while now and has come to realize that she is one of those older cats that have to live in foster care for the rest of their life because nobody wants the older ones. They always want the new, shiny baby. That all changes when her heroes take a seat in front of the infamous desk where the magic of adoption happens. Will she finally be able to get away from the insults she received daily? Will Mikey, Gerard, Ray, and Frank be able to save her from everyone, and most importantly from herself? -Note: I try my best to update every week, but it will most likely be more like every other week.

We all know how hard it can be to understand what Brendon Urie (and occasionally Ryan Ross) is saying in his songs. This book is dedicated to everyone who has misheard his lyrics in the funniest ways. Also includes random pictures of the past and current members (you know what I mean) To submit a misheard lyric please DM me. You may submit as many as you like.

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.