Where Phil is a broken music enthusiast and Dan is a broke pianist. ~Trigger warnings, as the plot are heavily reliant on topics readers could find triggering i instead of writing them all out, advice you to get in touch with me about them if you find yourself worried~

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

here is the beautiful sequel to Killer! :D if you haven't read Killer yet, I would suggest reading it first but I guess you don't have to if you don't want to ^.^ ((warnings of definite pheels, abuse, guns, weapons, a funny Asian dude, rape, and phan fluff)) Dan and Phil have been through so much in the course of a year. They're a happy couple and are intended to get married in a month. Neither could be happier. Dan comes home from work one day though.. and what he finds isn't pretty. yes yes there IS going to be some kickthestickz, just not in the first couple chapters ^.^ ILY YOU ALL <3

when i am sad, oh god im sad

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

Phil died in the year 1909, he drowned and was brought back to life with a mission. His mission was to kill demons and save humanity. Yet he might face some challenges. First challenge: Human terms today and new human objects and ways. Second challenge: Socialization. Third challenge: Dan. Fourth challenge: Love. Fifth challenge: Betrayal and loss. Yet was Dan ready to meet Phil? Dan is just a simple boy who lives in the most haunted place in London. He keeps the demons inside, protecting others. But he'd be lying if he'd say he liked his life.