This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

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This is the purr-fect book for all of those cat lovers who want to be humorous. Or, you can learn the cat language!