Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

read the title,duh!

Book One of the Astra Windlass trilogy. Before Kronos perished, he left an item behind to his remaining followers that could resurrect him once more. The Arrow of Light, which can be shot down to the depths of Tartarus and bring back an entrapped soul. But there is a catch; it can only be shot by a Daughter of Artemis, or so the prophecy states. But since she is a virgin goddess, there is no way that could be possible. Right? Astra Windlass has been living on the streets for sixteen years. She knows nothing about her parents, much less knowing that she's a half-blood. But when bumping into Grover, the two find themselves climbing up the hill to Camp Half-Blood for safety. But a problem arises: She can't enter the arch. Based off of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [OLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS REWRITING BUT TOO LAZY [written before ToA]] The Arrow of Light #12 in Adventure (February 10th, 2015), #680 in Fanfiction (February 20th, 2015)

Welcome to the sequel of A Demigod Facebook! That's a book that you should totally read BTW. Explanation shall be in the first chapter about what has happened, in case you haven't come from A Demigod Facebook. ~DESCRIPTION TIME~ Kat Moone has created a talk show. Yes, a talk show. But it's not just any talk show. It's a Demigod Talkshow. -Truth or Dare -Pranks -Skits -Stories -Banterous talking -Johnny Depp - ^ haha just kidding -and more... I think. ~Updated weekly, hopefully~ ~May possibly accept original characters for stories~ ~Comments and votes are appreciated~ ~Mostly comments. I love comments.~

WARNING WARNING WARNING: THIS DEMIGOD FACEBOOK WILL HAVE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LAST BOOK OF THE SERIES, "The Blood Of Olympus". IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE entire SERIES DO NOT READ THIS <><><><><><><><> After the war against Gaea, and Leo is at camp with Calypso, life is good. Leo invented a machine that allows demigods to use technology, but then he invented a facebook. Simple as that, right? Hahahaha you're wrong. Contains shipping, pranks, funny moments. Humor, romance, HoO characters, um..., more stuffs, etc. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS (All belong to Rick Riordan) AND I SHALL NOT MAKE ANY MORE CHARACTERS OR CHANGE THEM BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS. Why in the Hades are you still reading this?!? Read the dam facebook! If you want.