Greetings, fellow Trump Dumpers! This book is going to contain Donald Trump memes, hate, hair, and more! So, Trump haters, read on! I hope you'll enjoy. Trump supporters, however...get a better education. #letsdumptrump Highest Ranking- #175 in Humor and #24 in Random

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

quotes from the inter-webs + my own masterpieces lol

You are the reason I have ink stains on my fingertips. art by yuschav arly

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There really wasn't any stopping it. It wasn't my fault that my skin was as dark as the night, or my nose was broader than any other's, my hair was always rough looking and broke easily. There was nothing I could do, because to them I will and always will be, the black girl. HR: #3 Short Story Graphic by caesium-

life imitates bad television ✧ highest ranking- #31 in poetry ✧

This is a sequel to my book Crap Only Directioners Will Get, you can read this one first or go read the one from the first one and then this one. Whatever you want to do, but if you haven't read my first one here is what this guy is about. This is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully, it'll make you laugh, and make liquid shoot out of some sort of opening from your body. © _TeenageFangirl_ All Rights Reserved