❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

this is the story of how goody two shoes jeon jungkook's peaceful life made an unexpected turn when he was forced into an engagement with a billionaire's bon vivant/playboy son, kim taehyung. (not to mention, he despises him to the depths of hell.) - from kookiesncreamm to -littlecherie to -honeysuckle! HELLO IT'S ME COME AND READ UNEXPECTED! :)

Kim Taehyung is your average 17 year old kid who lives in a world where everyone has their own special abilities. Wait, did I say 'average'? Kim Taehyung is a boy with a hidden past, with hidden abilities and a hidden identity. Wanted here and there, he strives to survive with his caretaker, Nanny Song. He moves to a new collage. An elite one, that is. He met new friends and enemies along the way. But a certain guy name 'Jeon Jungkook' hates him to the core. But his life gradually changes for the better. Or is it for the worst? ××× "ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜɪs". "ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ". ××× "ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ. ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ ɪ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ". ××× "ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜɪs!" 《WARNING : This fic is boyxboy so if you are uncomfortable with it, pls do not read. Mentions of death may also accure further in this story. Bcs of that, this is rated M.》 -SUPERPOWER AU- {SHIPS IN THIS STORY : Taekook, Yoonmin, Namjin} Crosspost in Asianfanfics

"Your dogs always fucking mine."

ParkJimin: oh my god Yoongi you have no idea its so beautiful I wish you could see it! MinSuga: I'm blind you piece of shit. ------------ In which Jimin finds a rude blind boy's Twitter and slides into his dms

❝ ━Something that since that day never failed to bother you as in addition to all the questions you held there was a lack of answer. Why was he here?❞ In which two souls cross an unlikely path, and all beginnings come to light. © trashyjeon a jung hoseok fanfiction.

『 Park Jimin suffers from severe depression, anxiety, and unrequited love for his best friend, Jeon Jungkook. the latter is straight and has a lover. Jimin does not only self-harm and loathe himself because of Jungkook. he wants to die for so many reasons. and the funny thing is that even if Jungkook is one of those reasons why Jimin wants to die, he's also the only reason why he's still alive. 』 Highest Rank: 1 in #jikook started: 2015 ended: 2017

❝what does beautiful look like hyung?❞ ❝You.❞ ©hoe-seokie | 2016 Completed »

"He kept chasing me so I had to run." "Keep on running, Jungkook. But remember this, no matter how hard you run, I'll always catch you." or the one where someone is obsessed with Jungkook and Jungkook doesn't know why.