Phil is lonely. Dan doesn't quite exist.

Dan Howell liked to think of his entire life as a series of tragic accidents. Because really, how many people can say that they managed to become blind and obtain a supposedly Cute Boy's hate all in the span of one year? And Phil Lester has not had the best school life, so in order to avoid bullying or a bad reputation, he refuses to take shit from anyone at this new school. Even if that someone just so happens to be blind. creds to @xSillyTilly for the cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)

Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.

Fluff. Lots and lots of fluff. Most of these all are one shots, each chapter being a new story- I hope you enjoy :)

just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Phil goes to a new school after bullying becomes too much at his other. But the negativity that has placed itself in his life suddenly starts slowly drifting away when he immediately meets a new friend, Dan Howell, almost immediately. Their friendship quickly escalates, and leaves Phil thinking that maybe his life isn't so cursed after all.

Dan has a crush on his idol, Phil. He wishes he could have a chance with him. He wishes he could have a chance with anyone, except that he has a condition making it hard to control his emotions, leading to random outbursts that he gets, A LOT. So how could anyone ever fall for him? ((triggers of self harm and suicidal thought))

Dans back but with his daughter Sam. Just because Phil could not live up to the promise he promised doesn't mean dan won't . Dan finally fell in love with another man but what happens when he sees the man with jet black hair and tatoos ??