These are a bunch of Septiplier one shots, (there are also longer stories in here) there's definitely smut, a lot of fluff, there's jokes and some sadness too. There also may be some sensitive subjects which will have a trigger warning at the beginning. Hope you enjoy. **Note: This is my first book and it was kind of me figuring out how to write so the punctuation is horrendous at the beginning and I feel like the stories are sometimes really extreme. But hopefully some of the later stories are better. **Also, I don't support Septiplier anymore, and don't write about it anymore.

A book of fluffs and smuts!! I take any suggestions :D

Lier lier pants on fire! I wrote some more so I guess I'm a lier.

"His eyes - oh, God, his eyes - were an entirely different story. Staring into his eyes was like staring into the summer sky just before the sunset came, before the yellow, pink, and purple clouds came to fog up your vision. They were the definition of a cloudless sky, a clear river seen running through a wide field of grass, that one, blue, sparkling diamond that stood out more than any other in a goldmine. Shining like the stars and as light as a feather, they tricked you into a strange sense of security, a state that one would be foolish to leave intentionally. Everything about his eyes was passionate, beautiful, and enticing, anything a man could ever ask for. I wanted more of his eyes, more of him." :D Thanks for checking this out! Awesome cover photo by someone who goes by the name Shuploc on Instagram - please feel free to check them out!

Anti and Dark met in the darkness, and took an immediate interest in eachother...;)

Mark is really excited for college. Meeting new people, tons of parties, maybe a few boyfriends too. Hopefully he will have a good roommate, maybe a cute boy? Hopefully.

"Hey cutie." "Um, who are you?" Yep, because I'm so fucking original, I'm making one of these, a kik fanfic! I know everyone makes these and they are very similar, but I'm trying to make mine different...

My name isn't Jacqueline, it's Jack. And I am a boy. Jack McLoughlin is a transgender 17-year-old in his Junior year at a new highschool. He's living alone in a small apartment and works every day at the Starbucks down the street. He's short and insecure, but has a passion for art. But he finds another love of his after he bumps into a tall boy in the hallway.

Mister McLoughlin is a fun loving teacher that just moved from teaching middle school in Ireland to teaching high school in America. He loves to make people laugh and smile, and he loves helping people, so he loves his job and wouldn't trade it for the world. His puts all of his effort into taking care of his students and ensuring that he is making the world a better place. Mister Fischbach, however, is a hardcore, strict, and loud teacher. He's constantly yelling and hitting students' desks with a wooden meter stick. He tries to scare students into not failing his class, but his teaching methods are so harsh that not even half of his students can survive the first semester in his class. Jack does his best to make Mark a kinder teacher and Mark works his hardest to push Jack away, and it only pulls them closer. Will their relationship work out, our will their opposite personalities and their jobs pull them apart?

Based off some drawings by CartoonJunkie