ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

The Ro'meave had a daughter that was supposedly thought dead at the age of 5. Oh they thought but they didn't know. A mysterious man threw her 2 miles away from land and she almost died when someone rescued her and took her under the person's family. She was told the truth 10 years later. She will now have to search for her family. On the way she meets friends and has fun with them on the search. Will she have to fight the person who almost killed her, or will she find her family first, or both. Who knows, but the thing we do know is that her name is Elisabeth Makeola Ro'meave.