> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

❝ hi dan! ❞ ❝ go away, phil. ❞ phan au. © 2017 main ; @urnasti

Where Phil tries random pick up lines on Dan, his best friend.

The morning after a sleepover, Chris decides to take a chance.

In which Phil is looking for a relationship and Dan is looking for a friend.

'hola babe' 'who the heck are you' 'someone who wants to fuck you' 'i'm not gay' 'sure baby' no copyright intended!!! this contains curse so don't read if you don't like it!

-A Kickthestickz AU- Chris Kendall owns a coffee shop called 'Uncommon Grounds'. Business is better than ever, and he is content with his life. That is, until an infuriatingly cute man called PJ Liguori comes to town, with his bakery called Liguori's. He instantly steals Chris' business, along with his heart. PJ Liguori is estatic to move to a new town with his new bakery, and even happier when he meets the cute coffee shop owner down the street. But, for some reason, Chris seems to hate him. Can Chris let go of his past and trust PJ? Which business will go bankrupt? **COMPLETED**

Ne, nejsem divnej, protože neočumuju holky. U mě je to normální. Já totiž očumuju kluky. Už chápete jak se budu cítit, až se na mě v tanečních bude lepit nějaká buchta? Jako diabetik...

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

Dan and Phil go to the doctor, anxious to find out the gender of their first child, only to get heartbreaking news. Based off the song Small Bump by Ed Sheeran Warning: Contains mpreg