> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
'hola babe' 'who the heck are you' 'someone who wants to fuck you' 'i'm not gay' 'sure baby' no copyright intended!!! this contains curse so don't read if you don't like it!
-A Kickthestickz AU- Chris Kendall owns a coffee shop called 'Uncommon Grounds'. Business is better than ever, and he is content with his life. That is, until an infuriatingly cute man called PJ Liguori comes to town, with his bakery called Liguori's. He instantly steals Chris' business, along with his heart. PJ Ligu...
Ne, nejsem divnej, protože neočumuju holky. U mě je to normální. Já totiž očumuju kluky. Už chápete jak se budu cítit, až se na mě v tanečních bude lepit nějaká buchta? Jako diabetik...
If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place
Dan and Phil go to the doctor, anxious to find out the gender of their first child, only to get heartbreaking news. Based off the song Small Bump by Ed Sheeran Warning: Contains mpreg
Bear: You should probably look up soon Mrs. Thomas is going take your phone away Lion: Thanks; Who r u? Highest tag: #5 in #phankik
after a certain website broadcasted dan howell's phone number to every visitor, he was bound to get a few texts. it was pure luck that phil lester was the one to text him. ❝ emo kid dan☽ : actually... philly✧ : ??? whats up emo boy ❞ minor swearing and some adult themes. triggers will be tagged. highest ranking : #73...
phil: oh how is your wife and children? dan: are you asking me if i am single? phil: kind of and if you are gay
just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}
my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)
everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph
Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?
Sequel to Boys Your Age:: "What if I was gay?" "I'd marry you." //Phan
"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.
baby seasons change but people don't .. or do they ? phan au highly procrastinated sequel to blue & brown heyyimtrash - December 22 , 2016
phil always read about brown eyed boys, but he never thought he'd find his own. ShyArtist!Dan and Muse!Phil blue // phan au in Phil's pov heyyimtrash 2016
he had never liked the color blue, until the boy with blue eyes moved in. ShyArtist!Dan and Muse!Phil short story ; phil's pov is up ; SEQUEL IS FINALLY PUBLISHED ALSO heyyimtrash // 2016 sentence by sentence completed may 14 , 2017
There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)
Sequel to fuckboy, read that book first and then come back here or else this won't make any sense at all. Trigger warning at the start of each chapter. ♥
Philleh; Nudes? Dannie; New phone who dis? *mentions of suicide* Edited; 3rd April 2017
" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions...
When life's got you down, you're supposed to get back up. What if you stay down? *trigger fuccking warning* for ALL my fics, just don't read em, but this one especially, okay?
