So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.

I didn't write this but I have been given permission to post this all credit goes to Valentinesdaygreen and a link below to the original story origin http://valentinesdaygreen.deviantart.com/

You move into the small town of South Park when your dad gets a job there. You meet 4 boys and you befriend them quickly. One of them, however, caught your eye, a certain blonde, blue eyed pervert. • • • • The story is really messed up but if you like messed up stories, Im sure you'll love this one ;)

Trent Boyett is being release from Juvenile Hall once again, and is determined to get revenge at Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofvolski, Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick for framing him of the incident of Miss Clerige again. One way or another. But after getting out of the Juvenile ground, he notice this strange letter from a person who is willing to help his revenge for an unknown reason. He was never really sure about, but was willing to agree also. For the past few days, Trent became a bit curious on who was this being and what do they look like. Maybe he might come face to face with this mysterious person? Let's eventually find out. ;)

You've been an assassin your whole life, you don't have a name or a family what happens when your sent to assassinate the infamous jeff the killer as well as Jeff's brother. Dedicated to my good friend maygen.

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

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What if Corpse Party never happened? What if the regular cast gone to Heavenly Host Elementary with their kids? The protagonist, Anna Mochida wakes up to find herself in Heavenly Host Elementary. She and the others have to find a way back to their world and deal with the deaths of their friends.

This is a more happy ending of corpse party, because I wasn't happy with the ending myself :( with the ghost children stuff, so this is kinda how I wished corpse party ended! It is also about the ghost children, and what I wished happened to them!

Evan was a shameless womanizer. Both handsome and charming, he'd never had a problem getting a girlfriend and never cared about losing one. So when he met Sascha, the simple but pretty florist, he didn't have to try too hard to get a date. Unfortunately for him, Sascha wasn't exactly his type of "girl". He still finds himself drawn to the florist and refuses to give up on his quest to gain Sascha's affections, no matter how many times he's rejected! A short, sweet story about a jaded florist, afraid to fall in love again after having his heart broken one too many times and the stubborn man trying to show him that some things are worth the risk.