Funny texts and jokes

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Funny text messages

Funny messages to make your day

Vigilante | ✔

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a c...

Don't.

Living in a crackhouse wasn't the ideal life for a 17 year old girl. But neither was prostitution. Alexis Meyers could tell you that much. Growing up in her home was enough to push her over the edge. She was never supposed to let her walls crumble, but it seems thats what was to happen. Blake Shakley was set on her an...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

Renegade

He's alone. The world has tossed him into an oblivion, he lives by his instincts, and there's almost nothing left for him. Benedict Cain is a hollowed-out shell of a human being. When an offer pits him against the very people he hates, Ben must betray his own moral code by helping an evil organization obtain an ancie...