HIGHEST #5 IN TAG danhowell #3 IN TAG philiplester #7 IN TAG danisnotonfire #100 IN TAG danielhowell #8 IN sophomore A/N: I do not own anyone in this story unless said otherwise! this story is so AU that the line separating an American and British lifestyle doesn't exist. I'm American myself so if you have any type of confusion, just comment a question and I'll try my best to answer. It's pretty confusing... but it's worth the risk. ALSO DAN HOWELL CAME OUT, YAY FOR HIM, LOVE THAT!! so this fic is officially dated, i apologize for any offensive things that are written here, i'm bi so i found the gay jokes funny. anyways, enjoy the story!! ** Daniel Howell. The cool, hot guy. Philip Lester. The best friend. Yourself. The one in between. //like my work? check out my Phil Lester X Reader; 'Innocent Lester' and some d&p oneshots/imagines! Please and thank you!//

❝anything hurts less than the quiet.❞

@FckingPikachue I like to think that Dan Howell is just a meme and isn't a person. He's just to stupid to exist. @danisnotonfire liked @FckingPikachue's post @danisnotonfire I like to think that secretly you probably have a hormonal crush on me and this is your way of dealing with it @FckingPikahue has retweeted @danisnotonfire's tweet @FckingPikahue Well shit he got one of his robots to reply. That's nice. ----------- She hates Dan. He takes the challenge to get her to like him. And all of this, Is on Twitter.

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

Highschool au Dan's POV COMPLETE - Phil is the new boy at Dan's school. He's so mysterious and captivating, and no matter how hard Dan tries to ignore him, Phil keeps popping up everywhere. And Dan can't help but feel like everything Phil does and is is worth a song, a story, a painting. Anything. But Dan is no good at those sorts of things.