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You know that girl in your class...the one that sits in the back of the room (or sometimes way in the front) and never ever says a word? You seriously never see her talking to anyone. You assume she's a nerd because she always seems to be listening to the teacher while you're chatting with all your friends. Everyone knows at least one person like this though. Ya know that girl that just sits there and stares at you then when she sees you see her looking at you she quickly looks away and pretends that the uber aca-awkward moment you two just shared never happened. Pretty creepy right? Right. Maybe I'm going into too much detail.. Welp. That's me. Creepy is my specialty. Oops. Pardon me. I seemed to have forgotten introductions. My name is Lilliana Nichloe Banks. Yes, it's Nichloe not Nicole. You know like Ni and Chloe but it's together so it's Nic..ah who cares. Lets just say mi padres wanted an extra special name for their extra special daughter. I think that's enough of the introductions for now. Well maybe not but atleast you know my name right? Anywho, yep I'm the strange quiet kid in the corner that gives you the heebe geebes every time you think about me. The one that everyone either completely ignores or wonders about. At least you think about me. This is my story. I can promise you it's far far from normal but there isn't much else I can tell you at this point though I think we could all see that there's a reason I'm like this.. Is it that I'm scared of you? Pfft..haha. I can assure you that's not it. Okay maybe I am. Is it that I prefer having no friends because I like being a 'lone wolf'? Hmm..i dunno Am I like this cause I've been hurt and bullied in the past? I guess that's a possibility. Maybe I don't like you jerks. Maybe this isn't really me. Maybe it's a way to keep everyone out. Maybe it's all of the above Maybe I'm not really that antisocial at all I guess you'll just have to wait and see...

It's 1975 and a young girl has been brutally murdered. Chief Inspector William Harper is in charge of the case, but has he fallen in love with a murderer? Colour TV has just gone on the market, writers use typewriters and gay lovers could be sent to jail ...

Dylan Tate, a San Francisco native, was perfectly fine with living a carefree lifestyle free from any major responsibilities. One particular day life smacks her upside the head with a greater responsibility than she could have ever bargained for. Will she fail at becoming a grown up or can she rise to the occasion? Layne Bishop, on the other hand, was quite familiar and comfortable with responsibility. She was also already a grown up, something she had to achieve sooner than would usually be necessary. Layne yearned for commitment, love and family -- none of which she had in NYC. Could a trip across the country deliver better fortune? ***Note: I hope you'll give it a chance, but you may not want to read this if intimacy between those belonging to the same gender is not your cup of tea :-) If you do choose to read on, if you'd be so kind please share your thoughts with me. I'll give ya a cookie. Okay, three cookies! ADDED: September 29, 2012: Hey all, I'm glad that the reads for this book have picked up, but could ya'll please tell me what you think about it? I won't know if you like it unless you tell me and/or vote. Even if you just post one or two words, it would be much appreciated. Thank you :)

Book 1 of the LWB series* After four years away from home, Preston decided to attend college closer to home with his cousins. He faces a problem when he comes home. He hasn't told his family that he is gay. He is worried his family won't be supportive, he still isn't ready to tell his family but his new boyfriend wants him to tell them. when he tells his boyfriend Grant he isn't ready, they get into a fight. while Preston is on a break from his boyfriend, he meets Robert and things start to get complicated.

|LGBT ROMANCE| When Marcus Berkley discovers that he has a secret admirer, he isn't quite too sure how to react. Surely, the affection held won't go unnoticed and surely, it was all meant to be romantic... Maybe this is the timeless romance he had been waiting for..... Yet why did it feel so sinister? This secret admirer is not just any ordinary Admirer. Marcus is in for a killer when he finds out the truth. Sometimes, it's better not to be admired than be admired at all... . . "Kiss Me." Marcus whispered. "Are you sure you want me to kiss you?" The man asked, a glint in his eyes and a smirk on his lips... This moment was the begining of realization, the start of something new, something dangerous, and something Marcus would love, regardless. [Original LGBT Novel by Nic Lachowski] © 2021 by Nic Lachowski. All rights reserved.

Damon Jacobs is new to the Hollywood scene. His bad boy attitude and sexy British accent make this up-and-comer someone to watch out for. Topher Ashton has been a Hollywood Heartthrob since he was a teenager. He's the one all the girls want and all the guys strive to be. Even with a miserable past; Topher is the envy of all. It's the premiere of one of Hollywood's newest blockbusters. Costars - and best friends - Topher and Damon are set to be the newest 'It-boys' when 'Save The Day' their new superhero comedy hits the box office. Will one drunken after-party change everything? And more importantly, will they lose a great friendship or will everything work out 'for better or for worse'?

Tyson Williams has demons to battle with. Growing up in a run-down neighborhood, he learned to rely only on himself. The sole person he enjoys talking to is his childhood friend Angel; everybody else he simply disregards. That is until he runs into a cocky foreign brunette, whose provocative attitude makes it impossible for him to ignore her. Having a bad reputation can get you into a lot of trouble with your parents. Having a bad reputation when your father is a politician and constantly under the paparazzi's watchful eyes can make it ever worse. In an attempt to save face, Alex's parents sent her to finish her Senior year in another country. Dispossessing her is not a first for them, but this time Alex doesn't mind; this time she's all too happy to leave a certain someone behind and start anew. So she makes a decision: she'd mend her wild ways and try to be a good girl... or at least some semblance of that term. But how is she to follow through with her resolution when she's constantly being challenged by one of her new classmates? **** • Best rating for this story so far: Humor #18, Teen Fiction #29 • Completed • Draft • Proofread • © 2018 Dilyana Kyoseva (CatMint5) All Rights Reserved

Luke Passero; a star athlete, average student, but wildly popular among his peers. Nicole "Nicky" Dallas; just moved back to Autumn Valley after years of being away, a mysterious and quiet girl. Who would have thought a train-wreck of a story would all start with a harmless party game?

Rhiannon Spencer, the sister of his best friend, has been the object of Max's affections since his childhood. The trouble is, she's nine years older than Max. On Max's eighteenth birthday weekend, he asks Rhiannon for a most extraordinary favor. She helps him, and they go their separate ways. Years later, they meet up while vacationing, and they find that the repercussions of that favor still linger between them. Will they go on as if nothing ever happened, or will their memories get the best of them?