❝ hey, i know you're my soulmate and all, but can you stop drawing dicks on your forehead? i'm tired of scrubbing all day, especially because you're using a damn sharpie. ❞ ↝ 170429: 296 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, JAN. 2017 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.
Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)
N A M G I. "you-" yoongi jabs a finger on namjoon's nose. he hiccups. "kiss me," he slurs, looking at the younger through his messy fringe. namjoon gulps. "hyung, no." or, in which namjoon babysits drunk yoongi who won't stop asking him for kissies.
ONE SHOT "Daddy, I only love it when you touch me and feel me when i am f*cked up because thats the real me" -Suga
when they're alone together at the dorm, Hoseok suddenly feels weird towards his band member
when totally wasted, hoseok ends up kissing a complete stranger in the back of a club. ©Arachniem plagiarism is a crime.
after namjoon accidentally sends a nude to yoongi, he starts a game between the two that neither wants to lose crossposted from ao3
