Nutella_the_Great
" I thought vampires hated garlic."
"Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter."
"Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?"
"That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash."
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All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences.
  She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. 
  Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK!
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