{ Taylor Swift: a flawless female being who sets unrealistic standards for other humans. Her inimitable lyrical perfection is portrayed in all seven albums and is envied by other artists. With unattainable beauty and excellent style, Taylor shows her kindness through altruistic acts.} If you happen to hate Taylor Swift or are just not a fan, I promise this small list of reasons will turn you into a Swiftie (I would have no trouble turning this into a 1,000 reason book, but for the sake of you readers, I won't.)

Are you tired of looking up Taylor Swift facts and only ending up learning that her lucky number is 13? Are you frustrated with those websites titled "13 Facts You Didn't Know About Taylor Swift" and their number one reason is that she was born in 1989? Are you a hardcore Swiftie who's thirsty for new information even if it's totally useless? If you can say yes to any of these questions, then you've come to the right place! This book is full of random, useless facts you probably didn't know existed.

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