Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

this is how you annoy the sh** outa people when you are in elevators :3

You know when you tell yourself that certain things would never happen? Like, gravity being turned off, or coming back from the dead. Well, I was just as certain that one thing would never happen to me. And it actually happened. I fell in love with my boyfriend’s worst enemy. My name is Jane Watson. I am Harry Potter’s girlfriend…and I think I’m falling for Draco Malfoy.

Madeline found out at the beginning of their marriage that she has PCOS. It had rockd both her and her husband, Ethan's worlds. Madeline and Ethan have been trying to have children for almost 3 years now. And God has answered their prayer. Madeline is almost 2 months pregnant. But, what happens when a tradgedy strikes and Madeline's world is upside down? She never dreamed that she would in the position she is in now. Will God finally let them have the joy of becoming parents? Find out what God has in store for Madeline and Ethan in The Miracle Worker. -Careforbooks!

Fanfic Watty Awards winner 2011. Lily Luna Potter is the only daughter of the famous Harry Potter. It's her fifth year at Hogwarts and her feelings for a certain golden haired Slytherin are starting to surface. He's the son of an ex-deatheater, but for some reason, she can't get him out of her head. Can she resist her temptations this year? Especially on an eventful school trip to Durmstrang for the infamous Triwizard Tournement. On the outside Scorpius Malfoy has everything, the looks, the brains and the charm but there's one thing missing. A certain red head that he can't have. Or can he? This year will change everything. Magic and Love in one story. What more can you want really? Note: I know now that the new book and play has come out it may be a little different to what happens in this story, as when I wrote this story I didn't have a clue what any of the characters were going to be like. So I'm sorry if they act out of character to whats in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

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Hayley Potter has always despised Draco Malfoy. And him, vice versa. But a sudden change in his behavior over the summer of their transition from fifth to sixth year has her getting curious. He seems almost . . . vulnerable. Nothing like the cruel boy she was so accustomed to. And when she vows to find out what happened to this boy, something else besides knowledge of it pursues. All characters, places, things, etc., are property of J. K. Rowling and associates. I own nothing except for Hayley.

16 year old Meghan Grant is crushing on Triwizard Champion Cedric Diggory. A school fling turns into love at first sight. Until one love has eyes for another beautiful Ravenclaw. Forgiveness and love is what her heart is made of, but what happens if forgiving him is a mistake? {Prequel to I'll Remember You}