Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"how rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist." - all credits for the characters and events go to james dashner and wes ball - COPYRIGHT © -theglue 2017

"She's lost, and a little broken. She tries to find shelter in the people she loves, hoping their affection would become her roof. Yet I want to rekindle even the smallest flame that ever burned her bones and remind her of the feelings we so often hide from those we care about. Because she is a devastatingly beautiful mess, and she will forever and always: set me ablaze." { THE ENDING IS MENTIONED IN THE NOTE AT THE END }

Ashton left Addie four years ago not knowing she was pregnant. When he comes back to see how she's doing he's in for a big surprise. Addie is still mad Ashton left but little did she know that this whole thing wasn't over yet. Because Liam and Nick were back. - sequel to Over This.

crum·ble verb break or fall apart into small fragments, especially over a period of time as part of a process of deterioration. [ SEQUEL TO INSANITY ]

Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live life without barricades. However, with the fear of being a freak and the temptations of popularity luring him in, Luke has to decide what's more important. If drunk words are sober thoughts, then Luke Hemmings is in for one hell of a hangover. ✖ OFFICIAL winner of the 2015 Watty's in the "Talk of the Town" category. #233 in Random - 06 February 2015 #911 in Fanfiction - 25 February 2015 #576 in Fanfiction - 23 May 2015 #130 in Fanfiction - 29 May 2015 #91 in Fanfiction - 24 June 2015 #9 in Fanfiction - 5 July 2015 #2 in Fanfiction - 15 July 2015 TRIGGER WARNINGS: Depression, Suicide, Bullying, Vulgar Language ✖ Started on: 19 July 2014 Completed on: 3 June 2015 Reviewed by Emily of Wattmag issue #4.

"Hey Mackenzie?" Luke calls from the door. "Yeah?" "When you were on the phone with Michael, did you tell him to come in and find us?" "No, why?" Luke is silent for a moment, and when he speaks again, his voice is cold and full of fear. "Then um.." He stops, and I look up at him in confusion. He's staring down into the area we just came from, stance rigid. "Then who's that standing at the end of the hall?" 2014 @ psychxtichemmings