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Seth never thought he'd fall in love with a teacher, yeah it's allowed where he lives, but he never thought he would. That's until he met his new professor. Mr.Ambrose.

Ranked #276 in #wwe stories 😊 *** Ranked #176 in #theshield stories 😊 *** Zoe is a 22 year old quiet girl who never had any proper friends. Dean/Jon is 22 and is the total opposite. He is loud and very popular. They meet when Zoe decides she wants to stop studying and live her life where there are no books. As they spend more time with each other, Zoe realizes that she has fallen for him but Jon says that he doesn't want to settle down with a girl. He only wants to focus on his career. Jon, Joe, Colby, April and Kaitlyn all get a job at WWE as wrestlers. After a few years, Zoe gets a job there as an interviewer. Will they both meet again? Will Zoe still keep her feelings for Jon inside?

Guess what? I've just got signed to WWE! Crazy right? But you know what else is crazy? I've got signed in WWE not as a Diva nor superstar or any other job you could probably think WWE can offer you. Hunter and Stephanie said my job will be a little bit special than the others. (Yeah they thought that) But for me! I hate it. You know why? Because I need to be married to the lunatic Mr Dean Ambrose him self without my willingness! We've both got forced to be married! Started: June 2, 2016 (Slow update)

Ranked #6 in #theshield 😊 *** Ranked #49 in #wwe stories 😊 *** Maddison Smith has just arrived in WWE. She has had a rough past so she is always very quiet and lots of people have run over her, taking advantage of her quietness. Dean Ambrose on the other hand is the complete opposite. He has had a rough past too. He insults everyone in his path and never shuts up about anything. How will they meet? What will happen?

Ranked #518 in #wwe stories 😊 *** Ranked #262 in #theshield stories 😊 *** Mackenzie went to watch Monday Night RAW. She was really excited to be seeing her favourite tag team, The Shield. In the middle of the show, The Shield kidnap her. She starts travelling and spending a lot of time with them as Mackenzie starts to get closer with a certain High-flyer.

Ranked #1 in #nethbellins stories 😊 *** Ranked #8 in #wwe stories 😊 *** Ranked #39 in #nikkibella stories 😊 *** Voted Best Seth Rollins Fan Fiction, Nikki Bella Fan Fiction (x3), Best Ship Fan Fiction and Best WWE Superstar x WWE Superstar Fan Fiction (x2) *** "This is....wrong Seth." I moaned as he left soft kisses down my neck. "But it feels....so right." Seth said between kisses. *** Nikki Bella has everything a girl could ask for. Fame, fortune, the perfect job, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect sister and the perfect best friend. What could possibly go wrong for her? Everything starts going downhill when she gets into some serious problems with her boyfriend, John Cena. She seems a lot more upset and quiet and seems to appear to work with mysterious bruises. Nikki's best friend, Seth Rollins, notices how Nikki isn't her usual, cheerful, bubbly self. He's determined to find out what's wrong but Nikki won't tell him anything. Their friendship starts to fall apart with all the secrets being kept. Nikki slowly starts to realize that being around Seth, it feels....so right. *** Just to be clear, this story does contain abuse and self harm so if you feel uncomfortable, do not read.

She was hurt. Mentally, physically. She would never trust another man again. Never. But she meets this crazy but sweet guy that understands all the feelings she is having, she is shocked someone finally understood. Will she let him in and trust him? Or will she run away from all her problems?