"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.

My name is Deniqua Jones and I'm a 39 (soon to be 39 and a half) year old woman. This is my story about how I met the love of my life, Nicolas Cage. I'm still with him now. I love him with all my heart. Stay away from him bitches!!!! - Deniqua

The story of two star-crossed lovers, No, not that Hunger Games stuff where you kill everybody to survive, True, pure, love, without blood and violence and murder.

Shrek didn't know what to do. Nicolas Cage, the man he loved who was going to leave him soon, or Princess Fiona the bitch who gave him a castle and money who was cheating on him. He didn't know what to do that was until a special donkey help him make his decisions.

Tyler was walking on a beach in Michigan when he saw a whale...

The one book you need in your library. ------------------------------------------- This is the book that will teach you all about your favourite bands. Unless you like One Direction and Jeecob Sartreous. -------------------------------------- Grab a seat children, for I have the information you need to get through your daily lives. There's enough memes for all! ------------------------------------- Inspired by @TheGoddamnDoor ---------------------------------------

a Mr. Moseby X Esteban fanfiction. How long can Mr. Moseby and Esteban keep their feelings hidden from one another?

Everything was normal in darsh pathanthalily Samuels world until she had to move into the Tipton hotel. What happens when darsh lays eyes on Marian mosby for the first time. She tries so hard to forget but after the first time she here's him say "no running in my lobby" she finds it much hard to forget than what she thought.

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A tell all story about Bob and Marion, describing Bob's life, love, and loss. Once Bob finishes his tale Marion has a question, one that will effect Bob's life profoundly.