He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Sometimes, it is best to begin at the end. Angel Hands, by Cait Reynolds, begins at the end of The Phantom of the Opera, revealing, for the first time, the true story behind Leroux's fantastical tale and the real fate of the Phantom himself. When the Opera de Paris is purchased and renovated, years after a mysterious fire nearly destroyed it, the Phantom finds himself unexpectedly resurrected - in the form of a young boy hired by the manager's daughter to play pranks on the cast, crew, and audience. After all, the return of the infamous "Opera Ghost" can only be good for ticket sales, and Mireille Dubienne is determined to see her father's investment become profitable. Plain, shrewd, and proud, Mireille pours the rage of her disappointed hopes and looming spinsterhood into helping her father manage the Opera de Paris and making it a success. What she doesn't count on is the real "Opera Ghost" deciding he no longer wishes to be an understudy in his own domain, the theater that Mireille believes is hers. The Phantom and Mireille push each other to the limits of their cunning to control and manipulate each other, with no game too low to play. With each passing day, the stakes get higher, until surrender is no longer an option for the Phantom or Mireille. Every trick and betrayal drives them toward a startling truth that will change more than one life forever: you can't love what you hate...but you can desire it.

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"When a woman has seen me, as you have, she belongs to me..." -Erik Destler, The Phantom of the Opera. Victoria Chandler's dream is to perform at the Opéra Le Fantôme, a opera house built over the Palais Garnier which the infamous Phantom of the Opera ruined. She knows of the story and this is what sparked her childhood dream. Little does she know, the Phantom of the Opera is still there and is haunting the opera house with his silent cries of a broken-heart as of which he died of. After hearing Victoria sing, he is reminded of his love of the 1870's, Christine. Now, in 2014 he thinks his beloved Christine has come to visit him like he'd always hoped and wished for. He begins to fall in love with Victoria like he did with Christine and as it happens secrets are revealed. What will happen when he realises who Victoria is? Will he destroy the opera house again? Will he murder again? Can Victoria fix his broken-heart?...or will she shatter it more?

-Thanks To my co-write Cait (who did most of the work(We Love You Caitlin!)) :)- BTWs, I own nothing in here. Even Caitlin who owns herself. The only thing I have is Me, Lexie and a few minor plot twists... and those pumas... everything else is the property of whoever made Avatar The Last Airbender. I've never been all that big on adventure. Sure, in my head I was the greatest adventurer who ever lived, slaying demons and taming dragons and what have you. But when you're actually there, and you realize that you're not just there but a Mary Sue too.... well that actually sucks. Awesome in its own way, but nobody wants to be a Mary Sue, or a Gary Stu or whatever. Oh right, I'm getting off track here. My name? Not Mary, that's for sure, but it generally depends on the story. See, if I was to introduce myself in a Japanese or another Asian styled world by my English name....that would be weird.... so I pick a name that I figure fits. Today my name is Amaya. Why? Well, I liked it. And I guess it fits. The name means "Night Rain", and it fits because well, I woke up in the middle of a forest in the middle of the night....and it was raining. Funny how that works huh? Also, I'm a waterbender. Neat right? I guess. But I digress. I should really get to the story right? Well, like I said, it was a rainy night, and I was cold, lost and alone....

Prince Zuko has been searching for the Avatar for two long years. To date, he's found absolutely nothing. All he really knows is that the Avatar is an airbender, the last of his kind. Fed up, Zuko begins searching every ship he meets, demanding information about the Avatar's whereabouts. This doesn't go over very well with most people, but what are they going to do against a ship full of firebenders? They answer Zuko's questions and breathe sighs of relief when the banished prince leaves. Or at least, they do... until one day, Zuko boards a small sailing vessel, with a crew of only seven people. The only passenger aboard isn't too happy with Zuko's attitude, and she lets him know it--by force. Zuko declares war against their ship, and chases them to the Southern Air Temple. When he follows the impudent girl up the mountain, he never expects to catch her airbending. But once he does, he's certain that his quest is over--he's found the Avatar. Her name is Storm--or at least, that's what she calls herself. Is it true? Is she the last airbender? Is she the Avatar? And if so, what happened to Aang? Only Storm knows the answers--and she's not talking.

Fire Lord Zuko needed a wife, fast. You were the most tolerable of the bunch, so why not? He just didn't know what he was setting himself up for... Fire Lord Zuko x [Reader] **There is one chapter that is a lemon, totally skippable though**

Ruka has been living in the Fire Nation her whole life, seeing herself as just another normal aristocrat. But when blue eyes and a little bit of water tell her otherwise, she sets out to start a new and descover her past. How will she handle stunningly gorgeous Freedom Fighters, flying Bison, and worst of all a banished prince?