two boys, written in lovely imagines and scenarios. enjoy! - H. POTTER & D. MALFOY - WRITTEN BY NOTICEMEPOTTER, 2017

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

It's happening. It's here. DRAPPLE 2 IS HERE! This is the second book in the cheesy (No! Appely!) fanfic series that is Drapple by Strangeamatic!!!! k so if you haven't read book 1 yet, do it or I will stuff an apple in your face while you sleep. Well. The plot. Draco and Apple are happily married, and have many not-disturbing-at-all children. But one sinister villain is on the rise: Pear. The children of Apple and Draco will play a vital role in this incredibly epic tale, as backstories are revealed and people are eaten. But don't worry, you can't compare pears and apples. Oh. Nevermind. You can compare Apple and Pear. Who is stronger? Who will win? WHAT IS APPLE'S DARK SECRET? DUN DUN DUNH DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. AS ALWAYS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, THEY ALL BELONG TO THE OH SO GREAT QUEEN JK ROWLING!!!! All situations are mine though, and nothing at all corresponds with the book 'cause I'm dumb or something idk. Well, anyways, just go read it! i hope you love this as much as you did the first!

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.

Basically just a fanfic about Drapple. I don't actually ship it.

love never dies, until the apple rots

In this book, I will share anything I find funny, sad or interesting on the internet about Harry Potter or any of my thoughts that I get when I daydream or read the books. It's a book for the Potterheads that like to cry sometimes and laugh. Enjoy!

I'm not obssessed.

Here are 500 facts about the amazing Harry Potter series for all you Potterheads out there! Test your knowledge and see how many facts you knew!