Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

Melanie Martinez' album Story Book.

These are basically just random facts I know about Melanie. **Sorry if any facts are repeated** Cover made by @halseysbabe

A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato. And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much. But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in. And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.

Dicks [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Yes I did just rip-off Star Wars. Watcha gonna do about it? [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Includes Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Black Veil Brides, and more [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

"You can run away with me, anytime you want." I want to get away. Away from the abuse at home, at school hell, but we're not friends. I could never be friends with Gerard Way. He's just some guy that fate seems to drive me towards. His brother may be even more of asshole than him, making my school life living hell and I guess things at home are not too great either. And despite how much of an asshole Gerard Way is, he's the only one that seems to make anything better.

This is my legacy. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]