❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Dean and Castiel where always together. But after Castiel noticed the SOLD sign on Deans porch, he knew that would all change. That is, until 5 Years later when Dean returns, but this time he's got a secret that only runs in the family. __________________ I wrote this in 2015 so forgive my shitty plot and confusing characters copyright © officialcastiel

Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.