Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.

all sean wanted was to be loved and accepted and not bullied and hated. // triggering content ;; attempted suicide ;; self-harm ;; angst

Mark's younger sister moves in with him and starts a new chapter of her life filled with excitement, romance, and adventure. This description is really bad I apologize. Story written in 2016. Minor Edits made in Sept. 2024. #6 in Markiplier [09/28/2019] #3 in jacksepticeyexreader [12/28/2022] #1 3 in jacksepticeyexreader [01/19/2023]

Ask and Dare Sean/Jack, Mark, Anti,and Dark. Ask or dare anything.

Séan McLoughlin, commonly known as Jack, is the son of the prestigious Alec McLoughlin, president of the Landshark corporation. They specialize in DNA science and creating clones, as well as genetically altering existing animals. Their work has gained them many supporters...and many enemies. Jack is constantly in danger. As heir to the company, he has to stay alive now, as Alec's health is failing him. Constantly plagued by assassins, protesters, and occasionally just drunk men with guns, Jack spends most of his days inside hiding from the world. Then Alec hired a bodyguard. Mark Fischbach. Experienced in almost every field imaginable, he is the perfect bodyguard for timid little Jack. Except nobody expected Jack to open up to him. Nobody thought he'd want Mark to hang around. Nobody thought he'd want him to stay as more than just a shield. "Protect him with your life." That sentence meant something different five months after it was said.

When Laura is adopted from her orphanage, she would've never thought it would've been Jacksepticeye and Markiplier, two of the biggest youtubers on YouTube. But Laura has to keep a big secret, and if anyone finds out, the ship 'septiplier' will be revealed......... WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE Copyright// ©bubblysepticeye

After running out of games to play, Mark gets an idea for a YouTube series. In his idea, he and Jack, along with Dan and Phil, and Felix and Cry, adopt three children (one per pair) and all live together in Mark's house in LA for a month. It would be a contest to see which pair would be the best at parenting. They'd video everything that happened during the day and make a timeless collaboration series. He thought it would be a fun challenge. Now, they may never make it out of the orphanage alive. WARNING! This story MIGHT contain: Boyxboy Gore Cussing Mention of suicide Suicide Mention of abuse Abuse Bullying Self harm DISCLAIMERS: I do not own any YouTubers mentioned in this story, but I do own the other characters. (On a bit of a hiatus)

HIGHEST RANKING IN Fanfiction #55, danielhowell #45, philiplester #1 Two years ago, Dan Howell was nothing but a jerk to you. A little less than two years ago, Dan Howell was your crush; known to your best friend, Phil Lester. Even lesser than two years ago, Dan Howell was your boyfriend who loved you dearly; no secrets kept. More than less of two years ago, Dan Howell took you on a trip to meet his family. A little later than that, Dan Howell was beaten in front of you by his father. That same day, Phil requested a rather stupid but smart idea. About last year, Phillip and Daniel became legal brothers. Two years later, Daniel and yourself haven't been closer, Senior year of High School. The stress of college and job acknowledgements may not be the cherry atop of the year. There will be first time "events" between you two. How will you react when most of the senior girls seem to attract Dan like a magnet? How will Dan behave when his past is tracked with abuse? How will the three of you stay close after this? //like my work? check out my Phil Lester X Reader; 'Innocent Lester' and some d&p oneshots/imagines! Please and thank you!//

[Book 1] What would you do if you were suddenly trapped inside a game that you all intended to play for fun with a couple of your friends? That's what this group of friends are about to find out when their nightmares turn into reality. Youtubers who are in this story: Jacksepticeye- Jack Markiplier- Mark Muyskerm- Bob LordMinion777- Wade Yamimash- Yami Pewdiepie- Felix Cinnamontoastken- Ken DanIsNotOnFire- Dan AmazingPhil-Phil And there may be more in the story that I do not list. Let's Play A Game Series Let's Play A Game- Book 1 Game Over- Book 2 With Eyes Set To Kill- Book 3

Jack and Ken were two very curious teenagers that were always sticking their noses into places that it didn't belong. So it was no surprise when they heard the rumors at school talking about some house at the corner of 21st street. Every high school student that has ever entered that place has never came out, alive at least. So Jack and Ken decide that they were going to be the first ones to come out alive from the little rundown abandoned house. Little did they know that they were not going to be alone in the house of madness.