This is really not meant to be serious. At all. Feel free to laugh your ass off. Written by Isabelle B.

This is a Barney THE DINOSAUR x reader fanfiction. It's not some frilly Barney from how i met your mother kinda story kiddies.

A blog of a fat one.

it's 4am and i'm bored you slut

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?