To get Naruto away from the village, Sarutobi takes him away on a business trip to Suna. There, Naruto stumbles the secret workshop of Sasori of the Red Sand. Armed with new knowledge of puppetry, Naruto goes out into the world to show that everyone was wrong about him. Shipping: TBD (most likely not) ⚠I owe nothing!!!⚠

Sixteen year old Lucy Heartfilia stumbles upon an odd trio of cats, never knowing that by taking them in she'll be taking in weirder cats in the future.

There are no 'what ifs'. Naruto sealed all of Kyuubi's chakra into himself, enabling him to defeat Madara. However, Madara sends Naruto to a different dimension as a final action of revenge. "Only Dragonslayers can kill dragons? Ignorance. Only Godslayers can kill gods? Arrogance. Heh, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Earthland had better prepare, because an unpredictable maelstrom has arisen.

Danielle Sanders taught about everything if she ever gets to be in the Anime Dimension; most especially in Naruto. But what will happen when things don't go the way she planned? Does she really belong in Naruto? What will happen when she suddenly gets a taste of something different?

Uzumaki Naruto is given a new chance at life after failing it by the most unreliable source. His new life is almost as lonely as his old, he misses all his friends that no longer remember him, the cruel stares he used to get have become ones of undeserved admiration as he sits on his fathers shoulders but most of all, he is not Uzumaki anymore. Time Travel. "WHY IN THE WORLD IS OBITO ATTACKING? HE'S YEARS TOO EARLY!"

In which Hatake Kakashi blames rabbits, gets reborn as a girl, and breaks the laws of time, space and dimension. Crack treated seriously. AU. [Discontinued]