Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

This is the story of a girl who one day is happily walking home from school when she is kidnapped by the one and only- one direction. (COMPLETED WITH SEQUEL) WARNING: Wrote this when I was a carrot/fetus to writing so be prepared for it to be pretty poop!

Ever since Louise had taken the boys out of her life, it all turned for the worst. But what happens when she runs into them in the most unexpected way? I guess you'll just have to read & find out!

The world I live in is different from yours. Why? My world was taken over by vampires. I know what you're thinking. Vampires don't exist. They do and this is my story.

When Alexandra was eight, her mom was killed in a car accident. When Alexandra was eleven, her father flipped their car and died. Alexandra was shot by a drug dealer seeking revenge for her father leaving their gang. Now Alexandra lives in an orphanage and doesn't talk to anyone, but what happens when she is adopted by One Direction? Is there hope for Alexandra?

As I finished feeding my phone rang. I pulled away from the drunk guys neck and snapped it, then answered my phone. Of course, someone had to interrupt my meal. "Hello?" I answered in an annoyed tone, if this is some human I'm going to kill them. "Hello Ms.Smith." wow, deep voice dude knows my name. Cool. "Whos's This?" man, his voice sounds familiar. Maybe its Simon Cowell? Nah, I doubt it. "Simon Cowell" I'm sorry what?!? "How may I help you Mr. Cowell?" Might as well kiss up to the famous rich dude. 'I heard you were looking for a Baby-sitting job?'' BOO YAH!

Little Mix- A successful girl band made of four innocent, beautiful young ladies, Jade, Jesy, Perrie, and LeighAnne, who were not looking for trouble or drama in their lives. One Direction- A boyband of 5 major heartthrobs, Harry, Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis who decided that they wanted to spice up their lives a tad more. Now once you mix those two bands together, what do you get?? Oh, a tour together around the world including fairy tale endings, relationships, cheating, lying, drama, but most of all a tour in which everyone wants to buy tickets to! Who would want to miss it?

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)