Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

Alexander knew deep down that he wasn't satisfied in his current relationship. He also knew that deep down, he'd be happy with the dorky barista named John Laurens. Basically a modern coffee shop au. Gotta love Hamilton x Laurens!

Hey guy's this is my first story! I made this up from scratch so please don't hate! I really hope you guys enjoy my story! P.S. This has adult content and gore, please note that if you don't like blood or gore please don't read! Warning: Readers Discretion is Advised! P.P.S. There should be an arrow to the right of the image before the writing. Before you click on the arrow, click the first image then the arrow. The first Image is a video(song)and it will sort of describe the mood of the chapter. Thanks and I hope you enjoy! =^.^=