"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

Park Jimin live alone at an empty neighborhood, but one day he finally got a new neighbor, a cold girl named Min Yoonji. She told Jimin that she moved to Seoul from Daegu to work as a radio broadcaster, but the reality is she actually looking for her twin brother, Min Yoongi a.k.a Suga, a producer Jimin admired who never show his real identity to public.

Y/N was beautiful, Y/N was poise, Y/N was everything a princess needed to be. But if Y/N is going to be the queen of New America, everyone knows she'll need a king by her side. Her dad is adamant on her marrying none other then... Jeon jungkook But when demons threaten to take back the land that's rightfully theirs, Y/N's life goes from perfectly normal to being swept away by her new royal guard, Park Jimin.

You read the title now we know we all are hoes. some will be my own thoughts and some will be from other people, credits will be at the bottom or not if I cannot find it lel, but I will search far and wide to find the authors! Please remember to vote the shit like seriously the shit out of this so I'll be more encouraged to update. Or you might not see dick in hole action very much. Lol? [On going for probably ever]