Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

George Washington is the first president of the United States. He is rich and pampered and famous. The town members look up to him, and Washington never really notices them. Until a tall man with a black beard and a top hat appears in the crowd, and George Washingtonś heart is taken. But can the famous George love that town man? Find out by reading Let Me Love Him!

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