Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

Not Taking Requests right now! Short stories about these characters having secks. Kinda awkward for me to see now, but thanks for reading!

This is a bunch of Ruby and Sapphire Oneshots and possibly two or more parters. Fair warning there will be smut , fluff, some BDSM, other kinky stuff, and some PG stuff. Also I don't do sad stuff. Just drop a request in the comments or PM it to me PS I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS( MINUS A FEW OCs) ALL CHARACTERS AND RIGHTS BELONG TO REBECCA SUGAR AND CN. ANY SONGS OR PICTURES USED BELONG TO THIER RESPECTIVE ARTISTS. I WILL TRY TO INCLUDE THE NAME OR HAVE A PICTURE WITH THE ARTIST'S NAME OR TRY AND GET PERMISSION FROM THEM TO USE IT. PPS IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING THEN DON'T READ IT.WARNINGS WILL BE ADDED SO YOU CAN SKIP OVER IF YOU WANT>

Steven Universe is an amazing show. And Peridot is an illuminati space dorito.

i was like 12 when I did this stop reading this get some bitches

I'm gonna do the 30 Steven universe challenge

This is just some lemon or smut stories because I wanted to make an SU story about shippings so guys comment ships you want to see get turned on but if you guys would want a character X reader kind of thing. I'm open to suggestions.