In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man... and he wants out. No pairings. Warnings: Time travel, OOC-characters, Light!bashing, Twisted!Harry, Evil!Harry, violence, mention of gore. Yeah, stuff like that. Disclaimers: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I make any money writing this. This fanfiction can be found on fanfiction.net. It is written by Tiro.

For as long as he could remember, he had been Freak. But he didn't really mind... he liked being Freak, Freak was him. He was Freak. Being Freak meant he wasn't expected to be human, so he wasn't. But then he made a friend, and he wasn't really human either. And that's OK. Slightly "off" version of Harry, Selective mute! Harry, Contains a little bit of abuse (trigger warning)

"Let us not Panic! Or Fall Out, for our romance is forever at heart"

Alrighty. If any of you out there know me as an author, then you'll undoubtedly know about my fourth wall breaks. And this is the story of Michael and Lucifer breaking the fourth wall. "That's not a very detailed description," Luci said, looking over the author's shoulder. "Oh shut up," the author said. "Yeah I gotta agree with Luci, you can do better than that," Michael said. "Well I don't know, this story is literally just about you guys breaking the fourth wall," the author said. "There's not much more to say." "Maybe warn them of fourth wall breaks?" Luci suggested. "You're an idiot," Michael said, rolling his eyes. The author just sighed.

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!