Ever wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever again!". Well fuck that. Cuz I'm going to do this MY way. *Tries to do a sassy hair flip* *fails* THIS BOOK IS NOT IN ANYWAY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. ITS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO FIND IT OFFENSIVE, JUST STOP READING AND DONT HATE COMMENT. Btw most of this is from a terrible place known as...TUMBLR hope ya all enjoy!

When plain Jane, Aubrey finds a guy burried in the sand, she naturally helps him. He thanks her by kissing her which throughs her right off, not having been kissed, like ever. Forgetting her towel she returns only to be lured into the water and kidnapped by the same guy who now reveals to have a tail. She doesn't remeber the trip down, but after a pink florescent bath she finds herself in the new underwater world. Which is really cool, until the mention that she is this guys wife to be. Not only that she is no longer the plain jane from Topside but is seen now as the 'Temptress' marrying the No.1 most eligible bachelor in Atlantis. Will the sudden attention faze the shy halfling as she tries to return to her homeland ... I don't know how I managed to rate this +13. And I dont know how to fiix it. It is more borderline G/PG.