Kalise is always surrounded by a bunch of kids. A bunch of evil little monsters that is. She's been a babysitter for the last few years, and hates every minute of it. Everyone has to get by and make money some how. While her best friend and roommate Luna, spends most of her time sleeping with the helpless, lost single dads. Kalise agrees to herself to never fall into that game, and to never sleep with any of the parents. She's a virgin and proud of it. That is until Tristins uncle Kale shows up, out of nowhere to pick Tristin up one day. With Kales sexy good looks and confident cocky smile, Kalise starts finding it harder everyday to stick to her plan. Will she follow what her head is telling her, or what her body is craving for?

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

'Standing up I looked straight at Professor Garrett, smirking evilly. "Hi, my name's Christy Evans and I'm an English major. Let's see," I said tapping my chin in concentration, all the while trying not to laugh out loud, "I'm the leader of a group of intergalactic beings who are here to terminate all those who are deemed too conceited for the good of civilization," pausing I gave Professor Garrett a pointed look of my own, "I live on planet screw you, and I'm allergic to bullshit." Smirking and feeling very satisfied with myself, I waited for Professor Garretts next move. ' -When Christy finds her long term boyfriend isn't who she thought he was, what will she do? She's about to begin college-the same one he chose to go to as well. With the help of her best friends and a new forbidden love interest, can she be persuaded to let go and love again?

What happens when 2 sworn enemies are forced to share a house for the entire winter break? Cassie Anderson is your average 16 year old girl living in Virginia. She has the looks, the brains, the charm, the perfect life in general. Oh, and most of all. She absolutley, 100 percent, hates her sworn enemy. Alex Drew is not your average 16 year old boy living in Virginia. He spent his life feeling neglected by the ones who were supposed to love him most. His Father loathed him because he wasn't the son he was supposed to be. And his Mother hated him because...well there was no reason. Just hate. Cassie's Father is a therapist, he helps broken families. And he takes in the Drew family in order to fix their problems. But with that issue comes another problem. Cassie and Alex have hated each other ever since Cassie publically humiliated Alex in front of the whole school. But once she sees how broken Alex really is, will things change? Will she be there to heal his wounds and help his scars become stars?

A man awakens in a secluded cabin to find he's being watched through his window by a shape...a shape with obsidian eyes. What's watching him, and why? This two-time award-winning story by "Pilate's Cross" author J. Alexander Greenwood is a study in isolation, the bonds between parent and child and the horror that lives on every street.