In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

Ashton Fletcher Irwin, son of duke Tomas Irwin, is supposed to marry this year. Suitors are lining up, coming from the farthest corners of the country. He does not want to marry though, and when in a fit of rage he catches sight of a kitchen boy, he thinks he might know why. But the middle ages are hard and Ashton finds himself having to protect the reticent boy from lips that lack chasteness, religion, revenge and sometimes even himself.

"are you staring at my willy, mister hemmings?" "all rights go to ashternative and stephirwin" "october - december, 2014"

Hell, we're all a little psychotic, we're all fucked up. I just happen to hear voices. ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ Michael and Luke meet in a mental institution. Luke is suicidal and Michael hears voices. A coming of age tale about finding your true self, no matter the circumstances. Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Michael Clifford nor do I own Luke Hemmings. The events portrayed in this story did not occur in their natural lives, although some events are based off of true stories. Warning: This story is rated PG-13 at the LOWEST rating. Currently, it is UNRATED for I do not know how graphic the content may become. I suggest that only mature readers view this story and if at any time during the reading process you find it to be too much, please exit the story.

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

‟my mother always warned me to stay away from drugs and alcohol, but she never warned me about blue eyes and a beating heart” or luke's a punk who rides his skateboard by a pristine private school everyday, ashton is a kid who attends a private school where he just wants to be free ⓒ 2014 whatashton

in which a poor boy finds another boy who shines brighter than anything he could ever buy. [completed. all rights reserved.]

Ashton Irwin is innocent. Maybe a bit too innocent. Luke Hemmings is the opposite, the total and complete opposite. Luke likes sex, Ashton likes Ed Sheeran. Luke likes dirty jokes, Ashton likes reading. Luke likes dick, and he's not sure if Ashton does also. But Luke wants Ashton to. More specifically his dick. [COVER CREDIT TO THE AMAZING @louyorkstate]

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved