Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Roll out the carpet, hoist the Directoner flag...It is time for the 74th Husband Games! 60 girls must go into an arena to compete to marry one of the five members from the popular band One Direction! This contest will separate Directioners from Directionators! It will also separate fangirls from crazy fangirls! And complications begin as one boy is chosen as a competitor to become friends with OneD. Follow Shauna (main character) as she sets out to marry a member. Happy Husband Games And May The Carrots Be Ever In Your Flavor! (featuring 60 real girls!! who submitted to be part of the games on tumblr! :D)

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

In the highly anticipated (well it took two years to get around to...) Sequel to the awkwardly humorous novel, The Husband Games (A One Direction Fanfiction) The games are back in their seventy-sixth year. With a new band to compete for, Five Seconds Of Summer. District R citizen, Jayson Beres is worried she's never going to find a 'Real Man' and will remain stuck with her friend Dale. So when the chance arises for her to compete in the seventy-sixth Husband Games, will she throw her friends and family to the side to snatch the chance? And with 47 other interesting tributes in the mix, it's sure to be one of the craziest Husband Games yet!

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)

******READ A BIT OF MY LATEST CHAPTER TO SEE HOW MUCH MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED LIKE HONEST ITS SO CRINGEY I CANT****** Falling in love with your best friend seemed too cliche for my liking, so me and my best friend always knew we weren't going to do just that. However, life is so unexpected and before I knew it, I had a brain tumor, was stripped of my old life and given a new one. A life without my best friend, Niall Horan. I left the X Factor, where I had made it up to bootcamp, but it didn't matter. My dreams were crushed, there was no hope. I never did tell Niall, about my brain tumor and just cut contact with him. He didn't need to worry about me. What I didn't realize is that Faith also comes into play and well Faith does whatever the hell it wants. So next thing I know, here I am, reunited with my best friend. My brain tumor is gone, and I have my best friend back. It's times like these where I realize it's just a little too good to be true. And it is. Slowly, without even meaning to, I start falling for the boy who was none other then my best friend. Everyone knows falling in love with someone you simply cannot have is a nightmare, and I feel as though this nightmare will just never end.

friday, never hesitate