"See, I told you he likes boys."

In which Michael wants to be more than just the babysitter for Luke's kids. or, "You look like you need a sugar baby." "What I need is a babysitter for my kids." © 2016 by nightskymuke All Rights Reserved. {starts out lowercase and then i get my shit together and start using capitalization lol} Started: July 10th, 2016

"Next!" The fortune teller calls. Michael smiled sheepishly at Ashton as he pulled back the curtain, walking in and taking his seat. They didn't believe in this crap; it was a dare. The fortune teller didn't look at her ball, or even Michael for that matter. She looked past his shoulder, her hands slightly shaking as they rested on the table. "You have a dark spirit following you." Who knew from that day, Michael's world would get turned upside down, all by a dark spirit named Luke Hemmings.

Michael and Luke just can't seem to get a long because Michael couldn't understand how Luke was always horny and Luke couldn't understand why Michael always seemed so sad. *possible triggers in book but not graphic*

"hi im Mr.Hemmings and ill be your new P.E teacher " "holy shit.." (lower case intended)

"Guys! Come here, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend. Arzaylea!" "Wait, but Muke!" "Michael stop messing around!" -0-0-0-0-0-0- Um if I get hate for this too bad, this isn't meant to be rude to Arzaylea. This is meant to prove muke is better XD This will hopefully be funny and cool, and people will like it and stuff :-/ A special thanks to makeoutmgc for the beautiful cover :-)

"Michael I shouldn't have to do this over and over"

Luke is infatuated with the boy with locker number 2537.

; the one where michael falls in love with his bus driver. (highest rank; #299 in short story)

"I love you too Luke." He said. "You're my baby." "Shut up and go to sleep you asshole."