The real story of Cristine & Beyn

As they were walking down the strange path, they noticed something weird... "Hmm..." Dad said, confused. "Spring in December?" As if that wasnt odd enough, they kept walking down the road, they heard cats meowing.. wild cats meowing.. and as they kept walking, Menchie started running like a mad man, since she had seen...

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...