The one thing every living creature has in common is fear. Fear keeps us alive, drives us forward, and makes us still. Jeff the Killer thought he knew everything about fear. He was an artisan, and fear was his craft. Until the day he met the girl who didn't feel fear at all. COVER ART BY KAWACY ON DEVIANTART

One single night can change your life forever. For the young woman who decided to walk into an alleyway in search of a child's cry for help, it left her stranded in a unexpected predicament. She had a chance meeting with a certain sadistic, monochrome clown and now she had NO WAY of getting rid him. However, on one quiet evening, she thought, as she watched the clown peacefully sleep next to her; "...Maybe I don't want him to leave...", she whispered lovingly as her slender fingers played with the clown's long, black hair... ________________________________________________ {I DO NOT OWN LAUGHING JACK, CREDIT GOES TO SNUFFBOMB}

I didn't write this but I have been given permission to post this all credit goes to Valentinesdaygreen and a link below to the original story origin http://valentinesdaygreen.deviantart.com/

[ cover by ; @skylincha ] Fun fact: I hate this book and am only keeping it up because people seem to like it. This book is dead. I will never write in it again. I hate it. It's horrible. It's insulting. ________________________________ Have you ever seen a boring, cliché, recycled, or an overall Mary-Sue Creepypasta OC? Well, of course you have! They're everywhere! Taking a Creepypasta's backstory? SEEN IT! Recycling a name? TOO MANY TIMES! An overused weapon? EVERYWHERE! Shipping? YOU CAN'T AVOID THEM! That's not even the half of it! I could go on for hours on this topic! Well, then I guess it's a good thing I have this here book. If you're looking for sarcasm, you've come to the right place! Jokes? Got plenty! Slightly serious rants with too much sarcasm? OF COURSE! Uh...read the book pretty please? ***Uh...this book was supposed to be serious but it's quite obvious that was a flop. So I welcome you to a book of sarcasm and a vague form of murder jokes, the Creepypasta fandom is full of them. Have fun trying to tell sarcasm from a legit statement. Have fun.*** ------------------------------------------------------ highest ranking; #541 in random

WHEN THERE'S A REALLY FUCKY FANFICTIONA ND YOU JUST WANNA YELLLLLLLLLL SO HERE'S ME YELLING ABOUT 101 DIFFERENT THINGS

This is your guide of what NOT to do in your OC x (Insert pasta here) stories WARNING: I curse *A LOT* and even get harsh. If you simply can't handle that then I strongly suggest you don't read this story. This is *NOT* an exaggeration. If you however, don't mind then please proceed to read if you wish. If you do mind, that's fine, you're allowed to click away. (Aliens take me from this miserable rock)

***I do not own the pictures*** What are them Creepypastas up to?... Who knows, read to find out!

The daughters of Jeff the Killer and Iris, his wife, are living with their parents in harmony. It's quiet, Jeff seems to be managing his desire for blood by going on killing sprees, and motherhood comes very easily to Iris. But, when Jeff gets an odd warning from Zalgo, he realizes that for one of his daughters, history is going to repeat itself. When the girls grow up, disaster after disaster, blow after blow, they still survive. But, when the two of them begin falling in love with people they least likely expected, all hell is unleashed. Jeff is furious. Now, all they have to do is keep their relationships stable and under control, and their But, with parents like theirs, it may not be very easy.

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

(COMPLETE! AND THANKS FOR 451K READS!) You are just the average girl, swallowed up in society's rude comments and hateful remarks. All until your kindergarten friend, Timothy Sutton, comes back into the picture. You quickly find out he's Masky, your favorite Creepypasta (and if he isn't your favorite, some readers have told me this story made him their favorite). And then, chaos. Kidnapping, murders, lies, heartbreaks, ponds that take you to alternate realities, furries that do magic, and much much more! Things never calm down for you, simple to say. Let's just hope you make it through to finally live your happily ever after! Achievements: #238 in fanfiction which is pretty high! Damn boy-band fanfics got the top 200! (Entered into the #fanfiction-awards!)