Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Lilly Martin is not model-material, but Adam Hiller is, and it turns out he likes to wear dresses when nobody's looking, and is in fact not a 'he' at all. When their school announces a fashion designing competition, Lilly decides to kill two (or three) birds with one stone and: 1) Win the fashion competition by making the best dress Edgley High has ever seen. 2) Help Adam (who prefers Eve, thank you very much) come out as the girl she is. 3) Annoy the bigots. (cover by @inevitxble)

Keri and Maia are complete strangers yet go to the same school. Maia is the captain of the Girls' Soccer team whereas Keri is the former Cheerleader Captain. Sure, they've heard of each other; two most popular girls are bound to be known around school. But everything is simpler when certain lives don't clash. Especially these crossed paths. (Wattys2020)

I'm not indecisive

Rosie had the greatest friend that she could ever ask for. Hannah was funny, loveable, dorky, and just over the top gorgeous. But what both Rosie and Hannah knew quite well was that Rosie, was a full on lesbian. But what only Rosie only knew was that she had a small crush on Hannah. But with Hannah's sexuality (being straight), Rosie couldn't say anything. Until one night when Hannah had to tell Rosie something. What may happen to these two wonderful girls? Only time can tell.

"Yes, I did it. I repeat the phrase in my head. ...I kissed Quinn Hights." Just a lesbian short story about friendship, crushes, and pure happiness...

A collection of problems you may come across when your a lesbian. All from personal experience.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Who am I? Who do I like? Who are my real friends? All good questions. The question that runs through my mind though? Am I straight, gay, bisexual? I can't be the only one that thinks about that. I mean, come on people! Have you ever questioned your sexuality? Girls, admit it. You've looked at another girl's ass. Guys, you've looked at guys' asses too! Everyone is guilty of looking, but it's whether or not you actually thought about it afterwards. I guess that's why I'm writing this. I'm the one that thought about it afterwards. I'm the one that always looked at a wall in the girls locker room before and after gym class so I didn't give myself away. Now though. I'm the one that's not afraid to hide. My name is Tori. I'm a 14 year old, out-of-the-closet lesbian. I'm single. I'm about to tell you my coming out story.

Daily problems of not being straight.