*these short stories are based off of the April fools day episode in the anime and the manga of Hetalia. There will be different chapters for different countries.* If you have any countries you want me to do that I do not plan on making please let me know, I want to know so I can add them.

Belarus x Liechtenstein fanfic (might be considered a one shot? I'm not sure)

This is an old, outdated crack fanfiction. I absolutely loathe Hetalia because of this fanfic, and because of all the people who STILL comment on it. I don't care about America, England, Russia or any other character. Ships? I don't care. I only keep this up because of nostalgia or some shit, but please let Hetalia DIE

(Warning kind of gory) Russia absolutely can't stand the sound of America's voice. When America comes over uninvited with a couple of drinks Russia unexpectedly slits America's throat. He isolates America in his home and enjoy's the fact that America can't speak anymore. Although as the months go by America begins to get used to and almost enjoys his forced silence; something Russia can't seem to understand, until he stumbles upon one of America's many written letters. When Russia is trash talked at a meeting he storms out on America during blizzard. They learn that their lonely pain and angst towards the world are not so different.

Alfred sets out to go to Russia for a world meeting when suddenly Ivan starts acting weird around him. Like they aren't even friends.. Do things work out?

WARNING: May trigger. Child Abuse. Arthur thought the entire world was about wealth, but the entry of two boys into his life changes everything. He soon finds out that there is more to life then money and the boys find out there is more to family then pain.

Just fluff, some angst and blah blah. Just lots of oneshots. Taking requests! There will be other ships in the background some chapter. Have fun having feels! Do not own anything.

Alfred and Ivan come from two extremely different worlds. Ivan from a dirty, run down shack. Alfred from a beautiful white mansion. Neither are very happy with their lives, they both have so many different responsibilities. But once in a while, the two boys have some time to escape their lives and meet in the clearing in the woods near their homes. Miles may separate these two physically, but nothing can keep them apart. Or so they thought. This is a tale of two boys who will do anything to be with each other. But how far are they really willing to go? How much are they willing to sacrifice? Only time will tell as these boys become men. RusAme fluff in my own personal AU. I don't own 'Hetalia' or the characters, but I do own this story. It's fiction so anything related to actual events is merely coincidence. Thanks for reading.