in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

A poem about a tiny person trapped in a tiny jar. Copyright © 2015 by unfurled

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

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Rose... just an ordinary girl. But going to a twenty one pilots concert was maybe the best choice she has ever made

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Eliza May Lester is obsessed with Dan Howell. Phil will not let her meet him, but when she does she feels nothing. She expected fireworks, electricity, the lot, but nothing. Then, with one secret kiss, she was in love. They have to keep their love a secret, for Dan and Phil's friendship would be forever severed. But little does she know that Dan's dark past brings up more than she bargained for.

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1 guy, 1 girl. Both addicted to the internet, and both incredibly socially awkward. When you put them together - pretty much a perfect match But what neither Erin or Dan took into account was that not only did they like the idea of each other in more than a plutonic friendship, so did fate. After running into each other after multiple occasions, they suck up the courage to take the next step into a less-than-perfect relationship... However they weren't aware of that fact at the beginning. Up downs, tears and laughs, all move them along in their mixed up relationship. They're completely and utterly, weird, relationship that just happens to be... Undeniably Cliché

romance doesn't always begin at first glance, but when the world is paused, it's hard to ignore a second heartbeat. © ; 2016 Highest Ranking: #9 in Fanfiction (aahhh thank you so much) #1 in phillester #1 in superpowers #2 in amazingphil #2 in danisnotonfire #3 in danhowell | WORKING ON FINAL CHAPTER |