Hai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)

I write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio

We don't know how planes fly

Based on ben_brainards series 'Welcome to the Statehouse'😼 I'm probably only gonna do one chapter

Or where I don't torture DC (most of the time)

Decided to dump all my story ideas here so I can remember them

Because Wattpad makes chapter limits I GUESS *Ben for the love of god please don't read this trash*

Fluff, Smut, and Angst.

Oh boy, here we fucking go-